"Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere."
- Carl Sagan (1934-1996)

If you can't stop posting about how "over it" you are, you aren't over it.

And I hope that the cameras don't come in too close
'Cause they might see the tears in my eyes
As I sit on this bench made of cold-hearted wood
And the splinters go deep in my thighs

"DNA neither knows nor cares. DNA just is. And we dance to its music."

-- Richard Dawkins

I totally hit paydirt with this girlfriend. She just told me the ending of Wrath of Khan made her sad.

it's the singer, not the song, that makes the music move along

While watching Malcolm in the Middle, I discovered the reason behind the insanity of women.

They're already fucking insane. We'll take that as a given. But then they have to cover up their hysterical insanity by pretending to be even more insane about a completely different topic, usually involving yelling at us.

The whole world is porn, baby.

K, I've come across a sitution that I can't figure out. ninvampiress bought me a shirt that fits nicely, but is 100% cotton, so it won't fit for long. I mentioned this, and now I'm in trouble. What did I do wrong, and what should I have done?

Kiss my ass; I bought a boat; I'm going out to sea.